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So Neil and I went for a picnic (that's a lunch but outside) and we ate sandwiches and jam.
"I have to a-tell you some-a-thing" said neil in his funny Italyan accent. "What is it?" He said. "It's my baby" replies neil. "It had a miscrige" My mouth closed in shock. "A miscarriage?" I said with a smile of sorrow and jeaslousy. "That's when the baby dies before it's born just incase you didnt know" "Oh no really? says neil" We sat on the grass crying and holding hands and feet. Neil looked up to me with a mouthful of grass and says: "I guess yuo could call me neil deGRASS tyson". I thought it was very funny but very strange considering how we had just been talking about miscarriages. Neil sings me a song to calm my nerves and it goes a little something like this: "Everyday when you're walking down the street, everybody that you meet Has an original point of view And I say HEY! what a wonderful kind of day. Where you can learn to work and play And get along with each other You got to listen to your heart Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street Open up your eyes, open up your ears Get together and make things better by working together It's a simple message and it comes from the heart Believe in youself (echo: believe in yourself) Well thats the place to start (to start) And I say HEY! what a wonderful kind of day Where you learn to work and play And get along with each other -Repeat Chorus-" "WOW" - NeilDeGrasseTysonFan123 "What a good song, five stars!" - NeilDeGrasseTysonFan123 "I can't stop singing along, great job" - Hugh Hefner Me, neil and hugh finished our picnic and went back home. Neil comes out from behind the house and shouts ZOINGOBOINGO you got pranked!!!!!! There was never a miscarriage!!!!!" I laugh along at how embarrassed Hugh Hefner looks. We sure did get him good haha! Chapter 2 THE END.
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So I'm sitting in maths class
minding my biz when Neil deGrasse Tyson comes and covers me in jizz I was relay aroused and my nippies went soft so neil gave them a kiss and i shat myself he chalenged me to a ressling match and he ripped of his clotes and he has big rippling abs on his chest. Neil and i had sex. Neil grabbed my belly button and twiddled his finger around. I said "Ouc". Neil spermed in my hair and it smelled like my sister's lipstcik. He then grew a twelve inch erect child from between his shoulder baldes who said: "I'm JOHN CENA DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO". it was john cena doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. We hugged and kissed my nipples until we were all wretled out. "We're not going on a bear hunt again" said the boy. Neil entered me with his four inch schlong that had a big purple vein on it and it burst and covered me in his menstrual blood. I bunched my teeth together and sticks them into my gaping vagina. Neil then says: "I want to know you, Lewis. The real you." I say okay and i take off my face like in mission incredible and it reveals that I'm neil degrasse tyson, the scientist. To be continued... The end. Neil deGrasse Tyson died because i had sex with him so hard
i went to his funeral and there was a big crossover with all the scientists there like albert einstein and carl sagan and phineas from phineas and ferb. i went over to the coffin where neil was standing and i gave him a rimjob out of respect not because i'm gay or anything. neil then said "i'm horny" and it made me very red and sweaty but I'm not gay i promise phineas from ferb said: lewis i'm so sorry for your loss and kisses me in my mouth. I like girls by the way Neil then came back to life and spunked all over phineas and carl sagan and we splashed around in the jizz and had a pool party in it. I did backstroke so i didn't get any in my mouth because that would be gay anD IM NOT GAY DAVID PLEASE STOP TELLING MY FRIENDS THAT I@M GAY IT HUrts my feelings So basically one day me and my dad Neil deGrasse Tyson were listebning to our favourite band ever, Kirikou and the Cosby Kids on soundcloud who are the best band please follow them
so anyway me and neil were listening to all their hymns and it ocured to me (that means i had an idea) that me and my dad neil should start a band called "the neiel broters" because his name was neil. We we went to the band shiop and we bought so many guitars and drums and we plaed our band. We decomposed (that means we made up some music) and we made our first song called "how long will i love you" by Ellie Goulding. We became super famous and we got to meet famous songs like Ed sheeran, Mikey jackson and Ellie |Goulding. The next day neil said "" The next day neil said: "I want to be more than just your dad winky emoji" and he gave me a smooch on the nose. We made out with tongue for several hours until it was too much joy to handle that neil ejacutated (that means neil wet himself and was very embarrsed) ONe fine morning, neil was slapping around his big old ballsack and he spat on it and rubbed his nipples and spermed all over me. all ov a sudden ther e was a flash of light came from out the window and I said "neil look out the widnow so neil turned around his big old head around and looks out the window"
IN the next chaopter, neil looks out the window and guess what he sees? It's Rudolf HITLER from world war two who came through a cool time portal to kill my boyfriend neil!!! Hitler says "that he came from the past to kill neil and stop him from saving the world with his good looks", because you see, Rudolf hitler is evil and wants to destroy the word. Chapter four Neil says don't worrry Lewis I'll protect you and he hugs me and says I love you. He spreads his manly legs and queefS ON HITLER. hITLER SAYS WHERE IS THE CALPSLOck oh i found it. Hitler says "NOOOOOO" and is queefed back in time. neil turned to the camera and took off his sunglasses and said "Looks like he did NOT see that coming! But like Nazi so it's like he did NAZI that coming because nazi kinda sounds like not see" Haha the end goodbye everyone 1 day i was swimming aroud in the lake and with my boyfrind neil. It was such anice memory and a nice circumvolution (that means a nice memory). Neil was shirtless and clotheless and we touched each other ONce. He did backstrokes and back crawls and hismuscles rimpled stringently ( that means, they rippled becuse neil is hot.
I LOVE HIMchapter 2: suddenly, all of a sudden i saw a shark swiming the water: the sark is called jade and she has rainbow hair and she is half cursed and she's a which and has robot fins. Oriniginal character please donot steal heer Chaper for: The shark attaches Jade the shark (who's realy cool) bites my leg and I scream" nEil please HELP" and he s ays "I love you NeilDeGrasseTysonFan123 I'll do anything for you dear anything 'cause you mean everything to MEEEE" and he punches the shark in the noise. The shark swam off and me and neil got married togethe and lived expeditiously ever afTER!!! (explendidly means really good) for those who arnet aware, I recently made a fan video for my favourite ceblebrity, NEil degrase tyson. It has come to my attension that the costume i was wearing in it can be comsidered verry offensive. sorry iwont do it again
One day Neil deGrasse Tyson got up and woke up.
he bengan the day with a ham sandwich as usual and then went to school. In school the class learned about the nativity, but neilwas bored so he snoozed and dreamed in his dream the angel gabriel told neil that he was to be the mother of God's child. Neil excitedly awoke up and told his husband carl the exiting news. Carl sagan says "we have to go to my home town of Bethelhem for the census" so they go to belthlehem on their camels for the census. Chaper threeNeil is really pregnany and says "ow i can feel jesus inside me please get him out." Joseph says they'll stop at an inn but all oF THE INNS ARE FULLso there only choise is to do it in a barn. NEXT CHaPTER neil and carl and joseph are in the barn and neil's giving birth. Neil says "PUSH" and gives birth to a beautiful baby jesus. "I'm love you papa", speaks jesus seductively in his manger. Neil holds his hand and says we'll get through this together! Tears formed in Neils eyes when the heart machine says beep beep beep beeeeeeeeep like a microwave. The baby jesus had died. Poor neil bit him sexually for one last time and says "Must be a MONDAY" and everyone laughs One day Neil deGrasse Tyson was looking up at the cosmos and he said "mama i miss you and a tear fell on his cheek". the n the postman came and said "I have a packgage for mister Tyson" and he pointed to his package. "Jeff?" spluttered baby Neil and the post man said "My name jeff" and did a sick bottle flip and it was really cool you should have been there because it landed right on his head and stayed there.
Chaper two Neil degrase said "You know i love memes" and jef said "twennywan" so Neil deGrasse Tyson said "I can't take it anymore!!!!" and he gave Jeff a kiss on his cheek. "WOw says Jeff while blushing. Then Neil says I love you too. Chapter 3: Meme O'clock OH NO shouted jeff ITS MEME OCLOCK. "NO!" sais Nel "You cant be out in the sunlight youll melt. the jeff melted and NEil turns to me and says: "I never could even tell Jeff i loved him"" then there's a black and white montage of NeiL degrasse tyson crying and showering |
AuthorHi X3 I'm NeilDeGrasseTysonFan123 and I love Neily so much that I write weelkly fanfic on him ☻☻☻ Archives
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