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ONe fine morning, neil was slapping around his big old ballsack and he spat on it and rubbed his nipples and spermed all over me. all ov a sudden ther e was a flash of light came from out the window and I said "neil look out the widnow so neil turned around his big old head around and looks out the window"
IN the next chaopter, neil looks out the window and guess what he sees? It's Rudolf HITLER from world war two who came through a cool time portal to kill my boyfriend neil!!! Hitler says "that he came from the past to kill neil and stop him from saving the world with his good looks", because you see, Rudolf hitler is evil and wants to destroy the word. Chapter four Neil says don't worrry Lewis I'll protect you and he hugs me and says I love you. He spreads his manly legs and queefS ON HITLER. hITLER SAYS WHERE IS THE CALPSLOck oh i found it. Hitler says "NOOOOOO" and is queefed back in time. neil turned to the camera and took off his sunglasses and said "Looks like he did NOT see that coming! But like Nazi so it's like he did NAZI that coming because nazi kinda sounds like not see" Haha the end goodbye everyone
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1 day i was swimming aroud in the lake and with my boyfrind neil. It was such anice memory and a nice circumvolution (that means a nice memory). Neil was shirtless and clotheless and we touched each other ONce. He did backstrokes and back crawls and hismuscles rimpled stringently ( that means, they rippled becuse neil is hot.
I LOVE HIMchapter 2: suddenly, all of a sudden i saw a shark swiming the water: the sark is called jade and she has rainbow hair and she is half cursed and she's a which and has robot fins. Oriniginal character please donot steal heer Chaper for: The shark attaches Jade the shark (who's realy cool) bites my leg and I scream" nEil please HELP" and he s ays "I love you NeilDeGrasseTysonFan123 I'll do anything for you dear anything 'cause you mean everything to MEEEE" and he punches the shark in the noise. The shark swam off and me and neil got married togethe and lived expeditiously ever afTER!!! (explendidly means really good) |
AuthorHi X3 I'm NeilDeGrasseTysonFan123 and I love Neily so much that I write weelkly fanfic on him ☻☻☻ Archives
June 2018
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