Family friendly Neil deGrasse Tyson Fanfic
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So I'm sitting in maths class
minding my biz when Neil deGrasse Tyson comes and covers me in jizz I was relay aroused and my nippies went soft so neil gave them a kiss and i shat myself he chalenged me to a ressling match and he ripped of his clotes and he has big rippling abs on his chest. Neil and i had sex. Neil grabbed my belly button and twiddled his finger around. I said "Ouc". Neil spermed in my hair and it smelled like my sister's lipstcik. He then grew a twelve inch erect child from between his shoulder baldes who said: "I'm JOHN CENA DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO". it was john cena doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. We hugged and kissed my nipples until we were all wretled out. "We're not going on a bear hunt again" said the boy. Neil entered me with his four inch schlong that had a big purple vein on it and it burst and covered me in his menstrual blood. I bunched my teeth together and sticks them into my gaping vagina. Neil then says: "I want to know you, Lewis. The real you." I say okay and i take off my face like in mission incredible and it reveals that I'm neil degrasse tyson, the scientist. To be continued... The end.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson died because i had sex with him so hard
i went to his funeral and there was a big crossover with all the scientists there like albert einstein and carl sagan and phineas from phineas and ferb. i went over to the coffin where neil was standing and i gave him a rimjob out of respect not because i'm gay or anything. neil then said "i'm horny" and it made me very red and sweaty but I'm not gay i promise phineas from ferb said: lewis i'm so sorry for your loss and kisses me in my mouth. I like girls by the way Neil then came back to life and spunked all over phineas and carl sagan and we splashed around in the jizz and had a pool party in it. I did backstroke so i didn't get any in my mouth because that would be gay anD IM NOT GAY DAVID PLEASE STOP TELLING MY FRIENDS THAT I@M GAY IT HUrts my feelings So basically one day me and my dad Neil deGrasse Tyson were listebning to our favourite band ever, Kirikou and the Cosby Kids on soundcloud who are the best band please follow them
so anyway me and neil were listening to all their hymns and it ocured to me (that means i had an idea) that me and my dad neil should start a band called "the neiel broters" because his name was neil. We we went to the band shiop and we bought so many guitars and drums and we plaed our band. We decomposed (that means we made up some music) and we made our first song called "how long will i love you" by Ellie Goulding. We became super famous and we got to meet famous songs like Ed sheeran, Mikey jackson and Ellie |Goulding. The next day neil said "" The next day neil said: "I want to be more than just your dad winky emoji" and he gave me a smooch on the nose. We made out with tongue for several hours until it was too much joy to handle that neil ejacutated (that means neil wet himself and was very embarrsed) |
AuthorHi X3 I'm NeilDeGrasseTysonFan123 and I love Neily so much that I write weelkly fanfic on him ☻☻☻ Archives
June 2018
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