Family friendly Neil deGrasse Tyson Fanfic
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for those who arnet aware, I recently made a fan video for my favourite ceblebrity, NEil degrase tyson. It has come to my attension that the costume i was wearing in it can be comsidered verry offensive. sorry iwont do it again
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One day Neil deGrasse Tyson got up and woke up.
he bengan the day with a ham sandwich as usual and then went to school. In school the class learned about the nativity, but neilwas bored so he snoozed and dreamed in his dream the angel gabriel told neil that he was to be the mother of God's child. Neil excitedly awoke up and told his husband carl the exiting news. Carl sagan says "we have to go to my home town of Bethelhem for the census" so they go to belthlehem on their camels for the census. Chaper threeNeil is really pregnany and says "ow i can feel jesus inside me please get him out." Joseph says they'll stop at an inn but all oF THE INNS ARE FULLso there only choise is to do it in a barn. NEXT CHaPTER neil and carl and joseph are in the barn and neil's giving birth. Neil says "PUSH" and gives birth to a beautiful baby jesus. "I'm love you papa", speaks jesus seductively in his manger. Neil holds his hand and says we'll get through this together! Tears formed in Neils eyes when the heart machine says beep beep beep beeeeeeeeep like a microwave. The baby jesus had died. Poor neil bit him sexually for one last time and says "Must be a MONDAY" and everyone laughs |
AuthorHi X3 I'm NeilDeGrasseTysonFan123 and I love Neily so much that I write weelkly fanfic on him ☻☻☻ Archives
June 2018
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